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Do You Even Know My Name?
Do you even know my name?
Or is this a weird guessing game?
Did it float away on a paper plane?
Or slip right out your leaky brain?
 
You’ve called me “Champ” and once “My Dude,”
Then “Hey-You-There” (which felt kinda rude).
You called me “Sir Noodles” and “Captain Pajamas,”
Then blamed your forgettin’ on brain-crunching llamas.

You called me “Picklepants Thunderboom Squash,”
Then “Baron Von Bellybutton Bubblegum Blosh.”
You said “It’s Princess Fartina the Third!”
(Which, by the way, is completely absurd.)
 
You shouted “Sir Stink!” with a confident grin,
Then changed your mind—“No wait, it’s Big Jim!”
You asked a magician, a walrus, a shoe,
And texted your grandma to ask if she knew.
 
You’ve searched high and low, through clouds and through rain,
But here's the truth... I forgot my own name.

Do You Even Know My Name?

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    I'm creating a poetry book, and for every poem, I'm inviting one visual artist to join me by having their artwork featured alongside it. This contest is open to all ages, all styles, and all skill levels—from detailed illustrations to expressive stick figures. I'm not looking for perfection. I'm looking for emotion. Vibe. Story. Soul.

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    Let’s make something beautiful—together.

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